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First of all we'd like to contradict the rumours that the entire editorial crew of The Fredscape Collective has been kidnapped
by evil aliens and have been exposed to mutating alien radiation as an experiment. The aliens were in no way evil, really, and were
just a bit confused. They still tortured Teccie using the mutate-mind-o-matic though. But that was part of their prime directive
or something like it.
But let's continue with our overview of all the good stuff Fredscape.com has to offer:
- The Ben Cramer Homepage
This is one of the first pages we've introduced on the collective, way back in 1995 (we looked like this back then).
It is about a rather weird dutch artist, who has some really bizarre habits and a very nasty type of music for you to cope with.
Quite funny :)
- The Horrible Truth About The Spice Girls
One of our major hits here. This page offers you the complete and uncensored truth about one of the great plagues of modern
society: bad bands like the Spice Girls. In this article we put a nice spotlight on the real and devious nature of this
artificially created entity, and trash them good! A must read for everyone mildly paranoid out here!
- Mutant Scarfs of Doom!
What's even scarier than all the spice girls painted with herring paste singing "De Clown" by Ben Cramer? The answer isn't hard to guess: scarfs!
These utterly insane creatures have a bigger influence on our lives than you might think! Lots of info about them, and, more importantly, ways to do some serious
harm are explained here...
- Download the Remote-o-Matic!
No better way to annoy yor friends, co-workers, family or pets than this little device. It produces realy irritating sounds
on your whim, disturbing everyone in sight. When someone makes a stupid remark, just make the horse go! And the drums will make fun
of anyone that tries a joke! Really cool ...
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