First available is
Napole0n

Napole0n isn't really dangerous, he's just a bit confused! He's currently stowed away in the isolation chamber of the heavy security department of the Lunatron Center in Lutjebroek, the Netherlands. His only compagnion is his laptop, wich he uses to stay in touch with the rest of the world via the Internet. (see his homepage for more details!!!) He has to be fed intravenously, because he tends to bite those who come too close to him. He can hypnotise people with his grin or sayings, thus making them as confused as he is himself, and you can find these victims everywhere on the Internet, especially on IRC. But since some traumatic events somewhere in the darker regions of the chat-servers het has become a religious fanatic that stronlgy opposes those who venture in "The Dark Empire of IRC".

If he doesn't terrorize the net, he punishes his computer, making a terrible noise while doing so, and causing severe ear- and brain- damage to any bystanders (and to himself, of course). Other hobbies of Napole0n are:

1. Eating things that move
2. Eating things that don't move
3. Giggling hysterically
4. Singing songs about canaries
5. Disrupting computers that don't belong to him
6. Squealing songs of Ben Cramer in public
7. Drewling
8. Inventing trail-blazing recipes

- Doctor T.F. DeVries, hyperpsychology section of Boston Medical University,
in "The Canary Xperience" (published in 1996 by Poing Publishing, New York)

for more information, visit Napole0n's homepage
or e-mail: jurriaan@x-siting.nl

Second, there's
Boutros

Boutros is a victim of, or, better stated, a willfull disciple of Napole0n. He has become such a faithful follower not just because he's a manic wacko that likes drooling, but because he thought it would annoy the hell out of people. That happens to be one of his prime goals, he has recently claimed in an interview on Dutch TV. (That was just before he bit off the nose of the show-host) He also tends to hang around in shopping malls, scaring and annoying other people that hang around in the same building. He currently lives in the cellar of a sewage diposal plant, where he cultivates special kinds of mushrooms and tends a small flock of certain special frogs.

Some of his weird hobbies are:

1. Crawling through community gardens while producing disgusting noises
2. Grinning, drooling and trying new and weirder ways to look at people
3. Listening to music (Crystal Method and Ben Cramer)
4. Collecting money for the UN
5. Scaring people by shouting certain words when he walks by
6. Causing havoc on innocent IRC-channels

If you'd like to hear more about this fascinating caracter, please visit Boutros' homepage.
for more information, e-mail: boutros@beer.com

For the latest in Appleness, here's Rookie11

This dude has the amazing ability to get drunk as soon as he smells alcohol, and as soon as that happens he tends to tell the most amazing stories concerning his private life. He also tends to buy you drinks while telling you his most intimate of adventures, so it's pretty hefty if you don't pay too much attention! He is also quite famous when it comes to driving: he tends to shift it into reverse when waiting for the traffic-lights and steps on it as soon as it turns to green. This mildly irritating behavior has made him quite a few friends over the years.

Fortunately, he's got an, er, interesting sense of humour, and he has an excellent taste when it comes to tv-series. I thereby reccommend you visit his pretty cool homepage to get a taste of that!

- "Oh my god! No, please! Please, get him away from me! Waaaaaahh...." - Jos Verstappen

for more information, e-mail: rookie11@pi.net

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